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rottmnt

Short for, Rise of the tmnt.

Godly show created by the mixture of both humor and anime fights.

Leo is gay and you cant deny it
Donnie is a badboy but a softie
Raph is raph
Mikey is babey

These 4 are brothers and anyone who ships them with one another is a fucked up piece of shit who can burn in hell.
"HEY! Do you watch RoTTMNT?"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"

"LEOTELLO UWU OWO!!!"
*Grabs bazooka* "Better take that back."
by Valdixx January 31, 2021
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ROTTMNT

Rottmnt is a cartoon show gifted straight from God the father above.

It consists of the best animation and scenery to Grace the earth. It also harbors the most realistic depiction of brotherhood/siblinghood in media.

Leo is a red-eared slider and is a source of many laughs and smiles. Many say he is gay, but it isn’t canon and I’m looking at you. Yes. You came here to see me affirm it didn’t you? Get your mind right son. It’s isn’t canon bud, get over it.

Donnie is the bad-boy tech whiz soft-shelled turtle of which many 13 year old girls (at youngest) simp for. Confirmed (more or less) Donnie is on the autism spectrum.

Mikey is an artistic and rad skilled box turtle; he can think both inside and outside the box. He is also (sort of) confirmed to have some form of ADHD.

Raph is the jacked but golden-hearted snapping turtle. He is built like a steam-roller semi truck. He is the oldest brother, He protects his brothers at costs.

Many followers of ROTMNT go wild with “headcanons” and will also go as far as shipping the turtles with one another. Those who do as such are messed up and can go jump into an overpass.

Rottmnt has been put in development/cancellation limbo due to crappy toy sales and other factors which Nickelodeon and other factors screwed up. It formally “ended” the series by publishing a movie. Without giving it away, The movie will make you projectile vomit and cry blood and tears for 2-3 and a half hours and probably gone you a hernia.
Wow, Leo and Donnie from ROTTMNT look really quite fine!

Hey, do you want to invade and riot outside of Nick headquarters to bring back ROTTMNT?

Why are turtles from ROTTMNT so cool? Why have they captivated me?

If Nick doesn’t bring back ROTTMNT I think I will shoot up my school.

Wow I love ROTTMNT, I wish turtles where real!
by Rizzponsible cat owner October 18, 2023
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rottentomatoes.com

A website that culls reviews of movies and generates a rating based on those reviews. Movies are either fresh (at least 60% positive reviews) or rotten (less than 60% positive).

The site also has info on old movies, video games. The site offers web community opportunities through forums and journals.
Before I rent movies, I check if they are rotten on rottentomatoes.com
by crossapply March 29, 2004
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RottenTomatoes.com

An free, online compiler of movie reviews. Rotten Tomatoes generally compiles over 100 reviews for popular movies, and presents the average rating (based on the reviews that give stars) and the percent of good, or "fresh" reviews. If 60% or more of the reviews are fresh the movie is certified "fresh," otherwise, it is "rotten," hence the name of the cite.
Guy A: Did (MOVIEA) get good reviews?

Guy B: Yeah, it got a 93% fresh on RottenTomatoes.com, you should definitely see it.
by FactChecker1199 August 25, 2008
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RottenTomatoes.com

Rotten Tomatoes is a website "devoted" to reviews, information, and news of movies. The name derives from the historical cliché of throwing tomatoes and other produce at stage performers if a performance was particularly bad.

It was always fantastic site for movie reviews in its first 6 years, which always gave a fair average score their Tomato-meter shows for all their readers.

The site was bought by IGN in June 2004, that's when it went steadily downhill. The whole site had to be redesign, making it harder to navigate though it. It also brought in a huge slew of ads, making it even more annoying to navigate.

Still, it was all relatively good. The Tomato-meter was still the same and every movie had their fair share of "fresh" and "rotten" reviews from all the film critics the RT staff can find all over the internet. RT is extremely popular, and they still cared about all their viewers.

.....

This all changed around 2008. That's when it became clear that RT is only in for the business they can get off from certain film "critics" and the hits these "critics" get from RT.

It became clear that Rotten Tomatoes is actually ENDORSING a few trolls, most notably a very consistent one: a hypocritical racist named Armond White who makes sure any truly amazing movie nowadays gets chastised by him. All his rotten reviews consist of comparing the movie he's "reviewing" to other movies he likes (really terrible movies at that). He doesn't mind insulting and condemning the director, the producer, the actors, anyone involved in the film, and especially the fans who look forward to the movie. All he wants is hits his site generated from all the anger and hatred you, the reader, can give him by simply going to the NYPress's site.

And RT helps him greatly with that goal.
There's no reason why you should go to RottenTomatoes.com when they are fully aware that they will not remove scum like Armond White from the site. They even defend his outrageous tirades. And no matter how many cries they hear from their viewers, RT will NOT get rid of his reviews, because they'd be losing a lot of traffic otherwise.

Sad isn't it?

Go to Metacritic.com for something more fair. At least they have a rating system that doesn't give trolls much of an upperhand, and they are decent enough to not let morons like Mr. White to ruin the movie with his senseless ilk. There's no reason why Rotten Tomatoes should be around anymore if they are purposely letting trolls ruin real film critiquing.

So don't feed Rotten Tomatoes and especially don't feed Armond White.
by ROMM August 13, 2009
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rottentomato005

That one angry half redhead half I don’t even know who sucks balls at renegade platinum
He’s almost as bad at renegade as rottentomato005
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rottunt

Why are you such a rottunt, get a personality
by spazfly October 24, 2016
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