ROFMO

ROFMO, is an acronym made in oakville. Its stands for rolling on the floor making out. It can be used in other ways: ROFMOING, ROFMOED etc.

Oh, my god. Did you see them ROFMOING yesterday?

by Sawa. January 17, 2010

roflosophy

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.

Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!

by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

Romochoke

To be up in a huge game and throw it all away because you are prone to throw interceptions.

The cowboys were up by 15 until Tony Romo "romochoked" and threw 4 interceptions to lose the game.

by bsquad January 2, 2013

yoko romo

Jessica Simpson, ruining Tony Romo

"Why are you guys calling me Yoko Romo?"

"Don't feel bad, Jessica. Yoko Ono made off with all of John Lennon's money."

by half a cowgirls fan January 15, 2008

roamophobe

a person who fears or intensely dislikes, strolling, hiking, and perambulation in general. {Homonym: ‘Romeophobe’: one who fears/hates Rome}

I don’t know if it’s caused by paranoia or lethargy, but stoners are often roamophobes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2015

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

by El Zacko October 7, 2006

ROFCOF

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

by r0nnybums August 1, 2008