ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by Guy February 14, 2004

ROFM

Roll on floor meowing. Very similar to laughing but meowing instead. Can also be used a verb; ROFMing

Guy 1: Dude... i think your cats hungry

Guy 2: Naw, hes just ROFMing

by Calvisator July 23, 2010

ROFM

Rolling on floor masturbating.

I ROFMd when I saw the picture.

by CdizzIe January 30, 2008

ROFM

rolling on floor masturbating; similar to ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)

Cody: that chick is hot!
Alex: i would rofm!
Cody: me too.
Alex: together.
Cody: ROFM!

by DEAFKID March 30, 2009