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Roflmgdao 

Roflmgdao = Rolling on floor laughing my god damn ass off. Related to rofl, lmao,and roflmao. Usually used when someone says something a bit funnier than something that would call for a rofl or a roflmao.
Dude 1: Dude you won't believe what happened to me today!

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: I woke up and smelled somethin weird right?...so when i looked my cat was sitting with its butt in my face!

Dude 2: Roflmgdao!
Roflmgdao by Enrai March 30, 2009
Words you can keep

ROFLMGDAO 

Acronym for: Rolling on the Floor Laughing My God Damn Ass Off.
Her: I think I love you.
Me: ROFLMGDAO!!
ROFLMGDAO by swedishbasteve October 13, 2011

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

Roflmao sandwich 

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)
*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich
Roflmao sandwich by JTPARRETT February 9, 2010

roflmaobbq

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barbecue". Almost exclusively used to poke fun at overuse of stereotypical internet acronyms such as lol, rofl, wtf, omg, etc. If spoken, it is pronounced Roffle Mayo Barbecue. Use of this acronym may indicate its user is sick of having to endure all the newbs using the above acronyms, or could be meant in a more lighthearted way.
Newb: "Omg lolz! i pwned that ganker with a headshot!"
Newb-hater: "Roflmaobbq....."
roflmaobbq by Cyphern September 24, 2005
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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