A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaftbase. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
When Joedropped his pants, his new girlfriend was shocked by his Roadcone that stood before her.
when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.