RIPTAP 

A statement combining the two terms "rest in peace" and "thoughts and prayers".

Person A: "Hey, did your hear Kevin's grandpa died?"

Person B: "Oh shit, RIPTAP. He was a cool old man".

RIPTAP by coupmaster February 24, 2021

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

riprap 

a pile of rocks and/or debris, placed upstream in front of bridge abutments in rivers and streams, used to prevent the erosion of the bridge foundation. Also used to prevent river banks from eroding.

We need to place some riprap in front of these new bridge pilings we just poured, so they won't erode.

riprap by Kurt Kemmling August 16, 2004

Riitapekuri

Simply the greatest in all walks of life including her ultimate looks -

But be warned, she has mad skills in harassing and bullying you using ways you could never even imagine.

Her magical choco eyes might get you seriously lost. Also she is definitely taller than you so get lost already.

She’s like a riitapekuri... honestly can’t bare with it!?!

Riitapekuri by Hovinarri January 17, 2019

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

Riptard by Dave January 28, 2004

riptarded 

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

riptarded by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

RapTap 

A pure skank-hole in Stirling, central Scotland where the scum of the earth reside. below is a list of requirements you must adhere to to live here;
women MUST
1 - be incredibly ugly with little or no teeth
2 - be pregnant by the time they are 17, unmarried and unaware who the father could be,
3 - wear Rangers football shirts and gold chains (from Argos)
4 - smoke while pregnant! preferably Regal kingsize
5 - be a heroin addict (preferably whilst pregnant)!
6 - wear 15 sovereigns on their fingers at all times.
7 - shout and swear in the street, even at their own children
8 - wear their slippers to the off licence to buy Buckfast
9 - be on benefits (otherwise you are considered posh)
10 - get a coloured tattoo on their ankle of a dolphin, rose or Winnie the Pooh.
11 - be called Carolann, Chelsea, tammy-Lee, chantelle, chanel, Diane, lee, Kelsey, etc etc
12 - name their child Paris, Jordan, keyliegh, lesley-ann etc etc
13 - decorate their house with the following; sofa from DFS with leather puffy arms, floral wallpaper to clash with the floral carpet to clash with the floral curtains and dado rail - all different types of pattern. the bedroom must be lilac and silver themed with wall paper peeled off one wall.
Men MUST
1 - be the ugliest, scariest looking blokes you've ever seen, also with little or no teeth
2 - have tattoos with some skank's name like "Carolann" or "Lee-ann" across their upper arm indicating "true love"
3 - beat their wives/girlfriends
4 - fight in the street after pub closing time
5 - the minute the sun comes out take their tops off and show their disgustingly scrawny bodies to the world, track marks included.
6 - be heroin addicts
7 - drive their crap cars whilst sitting so far back and low down it appears they have removed the front seat and are in fact driving whilst sitting in the back
8 - must like crap techno music like Bonkers
9 - punch walls when their latest 15 year old girlfriend breaks up with them (probably cause she's on benefits and figures she'll get more money and a better house if she claims to be on her own.
10 - generally be scum

Chad the American tourist "ah isn't Stirling a beautiful place? The Castle, the history, it's truly delightful, look at those hills!"

Tour guide "not really, just round that corner is The RapTap and it's the biggest shithole known to man".

RapTap by winstonmaiow October 16, 2006