Respond 

To answer, to reply, to say something in return.

A poor example:

John: HELLO R U THAR

Martin: Yes, I am here.

John: u just responded, rigt??/?

Martin: Yes. Yes I did.

Respond by Requisite August 19, 2008

Dong Respond 

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

Dong Respond by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

i don't know how to respond to that 

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

i don't know how to respond to that by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

Please respond 

Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.

Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"

Please respond by Raz~ January 23, 2012

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

Don't respond to grandma by sphagett April 27, 2022

plz respond im bored 

yo so who ever is reading this i have an idea so right now after u read this respond with a word and ill try and vote it because im trying to have a whole ass conversation with some random person online thx

plz respond im bored

plz respond im bored by grape bleach December 15, 2020

guilt respond

When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.

So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!

I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.

guilt respond by Nigger87 December 13, 2015