REPTILITIS 

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

REPTILITIS by Anonymous222 May 9, 2005

REPTILITIS 

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

REPTILITIS by Lisa March 7, 2005

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

Optical Rectalitis by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Retiritis 

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

Retiritis by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

reptilians 

Race in the 4th dimension who dominate us.

Also known as reps.

NIGGA, dem reps be ownin us n shit.

reptilians by Nig wig August 1, 2004

reptilicious 

describes people comparable to a reptile

"Man, that carlee girl was reptilicious." "I know, she looked like a turtle"

reptilicious by Missbeach2222 February 25, 2008

rectal retinitis 

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

rectal retinitis by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008