by Victor Wilt November 24, 2003
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by CrucifX March 10, 2011
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once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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contrary to the conspiracy theories of David Icke, my personal definition of reptilian is:
people who act not of this world, they are usually wiggers and juggalos. they're English is slurred and they usually use phrases like "get some". they tend to throw up in random places, probably due to the fact that they're not use to our atmosphere, or all of the Earth drugs they've consumed that evening. they have a variety of faces, all Reptilian.
people who act not of this world, they are usually wiggers and juggalos. they're English is slurred and they usually use phrases like "get some". they tend to throw up in random places, probably due to the fact that they're not use to our atmosphere, or all of the Earth drugs they've consumed that evening. they have a variety of faces, all Reptilian.
by D Zulu December 05, 2007
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A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
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Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
by Byrdlady August 04, 2019
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