n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).
Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"
Simply at a level that is easily replaceable.
Derived from the popularbaseball statistic VORP (Value over replacement level)
It can be used to describe anything at a replaceable level; for instance, baseball players, women, or any type of product.
1. During his career, Carlos Baerga was a replacement level infielder.
2. That girl is replacement level, go to any college campus in America (besides John Jay University) and you'll find a ton of better-looking ones.
3. Due to the blurry picture and bad audio, the GE Minicam Pro is a replacement level webcam.
You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.
Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.