RELMAT 

RELationship MATerial, abbreviated in the same way as the term HAZMAT

I've been trying to work on my dating life, but there's not exactly a lot of RELMAT here in this small town - I can't wait to leave.

She totally seemed like relmat right until she cut someone off on the freeway and flipped them the bird for honking.

RELMAT by GenTelGuy July 15, 2023

Relationtrip 

"Relationtrip" is the name of a well-known travel blog based in Los Angeles, California. The travel blogger created the name after spending months backpacking to over 40 countries. Relationtrip is copyright to Relationtrip.xyz

"Have you seen the new travel post about Cambodia on Relationtrip?"

Relationtrip by Travel Blog May 29, 2020

relationship test

1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.

2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)

3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.

When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.

Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.

relationship test by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.

John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

why is everything on here related to sex by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020

Brønsted Relationship 

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.

Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."

Brønsted Relationship by Big Diggity January 16, 2015

relatable post 

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

relatable post by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020