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Redtarded 

Term used to describe idiot drivers who sit at a red light signal with intentions to make a right turn where it is legal to make a right turn while the light is red. Although there are no vehicles approaching from any direction, they still wait for the light to turn green before turning, while holding up an entire line of vehicles.
Seriously? This asshole in front of me just waited 2 minutes for a green light to make a right turn. He must be redtarded.
Redtarded by Kampfire Desires April 16, 2023

Redtarded 

A word which describes a Redheaded woman who has her head up her ass and is always in search of approval from others.
She is so Redtarded and should have more self confidence.
Redtarded by geneva red February 27, 2011

REDtarded 

A person who is part of the MAGA cult belief system who can be presented with actual facts and proof of reason, but cannot comprehend the truth because it didn’t come from truth social, Facebook or Wikipedia. They also can only live off the words of the Bible and no one else can live the way they want, they MUST listen to ONLY the Bible and only drive ford F150 because it has 6 wheels.
They’re all REDtarded. They all think that since Trump told them China will pay the tariff's, it doesn’t affect their farms.

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.
"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.
League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!
beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012
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