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Simply crap.

A broken language and framework that is the cause of many suicides. Designed by Mac users and is broken on Windows and on Mac too, just not as broken as on Windows.

Been renamed recently-rhymes with mojo-, still crap.
Oh not again! REALBasic killed itself and my last hour of work. Oh wait it is asking me to recover... And it is corrupted!
by Bizuki June 11, 2018
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Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC.

To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.

Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Picks and chooses where it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.
Programmer: "wow Realbasic just crashed again"
Realbasic: "Computer says no...."

Lets test this, Oh shit not again, hope I saved my work this time. Ah crap I didn't.

Now lets use REALbasic to create a program, now we need to do this before it closes unexpectedly.

"For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department."
by REALbasic slave July 06, 2009
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Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

A useless and meaningless waste of money.

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC. Therefore EPIC FAIL!

Picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA, OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.

Extremely good at creating encrypted files, Corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!

For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department.

Rather than using REALbasic why not try doing nothing instead. It's much more entertaining.
To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Smivvy: "Now to build and test my game"

Realbasic: "Computer says no...." REALbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today...
Smivvy: "Ah S&^% not again!"
Smivvy: "good thing I saved it"
REALbasic: "***FILE IS CORRUPTED***"
Smivvy: "bloody MAC crud"
by IEXORCIST October 06, 2009
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