sloppy seconds

second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period

Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!

by mooseknuckles October 30, 2002

punching the clown

masterbation

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown

by mooseknuckles November 08, 2002

Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles December 01, 2002

bitch titties

fat guys breasts man boobs

Karls bitch titties were soo big he couldnt see his dick!

by mooseknuckles October 24, 2002

corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

brown snail

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Tuna Town

A Vagina

Im gonna go pull the ol skin boat into tuna town!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002