shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

ball and chain

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

Fuck Trophy

A childs car seat

I was gonna jump in the backseat and scrogg that Hoe but her fuck trophy got in the way!

by Mooseknuckles October 21, 2002

O.j.'d

to get away with something even though you are guilty of doing it.

Man Gary O.J.'d me out of the 40 bucks I loaned him! That fucker said I never loaned it to him!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002