The messiah RATPAT was born when the great spirit of Latin Coffee Inserted the Holy seed into Wyatt’s Sister. His great ministry began in the year of his sophomore cross country season, when he learned the true name of Wyatt’s Sister, his Holy virgin Mother. Since he has preached the great word of Taylorism.
XC Runner: my Messiah, RATPAT, I have seen our lord Wyatt’s Sister
RATPAT: My child, but how much of her have you seen?
XC Runner: Just her insatiable body my lord
RATPAT: You have much to see my child, you have yet to see the true form and inside of our savior as I, or my prophet Latin Coffee
Wyatt: AMOGUS, WAIT WHAT!?
RATPAT: My child, but how much of her have you seen?
XC Runner: Just her insatiable body my lord
RATPAT: You have much to see my child, you have yet to see the true form and inside of our savior as I, or my prophet Latin Coffee
Wyatt: AMOGUS, WAIT WHAT!?
by TayloristMissionary April 29, 2022
Guy: Look, we just found RatPat in this random sewer!
Guy 2: Wow! I hope I can have a selfie with him!
Guy 2: Wow! I hope I can have a selfie with him!
by Entity52 January 7, 2021