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Rød Torkild 

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.
Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"
Rød Torkild by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

rød grød med fløde

some people would say that it is a danish dessert but guess what assholes its not its a a word to call that dumb pick me girl who is stupid af
ur just a real rød grød med fløde bitch

Rød grød med fløde

A word danish people use to make American tourist sound stupid, because they simply can't pronounce the "ø".
"Can you say "Rød grød med fløde?" - "Rod groo met flod"

rød grød med fløde

A word english people can't pronounce because they don't have soft d's but hard ones.
"Rød grød med fløde" is a basic danish way of mocking english or non danish speaking folk.
"Rød grød med fløde" is red porrigde with cream.
Robert (a danish man): hey, James say/pronounce "rød grød med fløde".
James: rot gryt met flyte
*Robert dying from laughing*
rød grød med fløde by Odd_future September 25, 2018

rød grød med fløde

the best kind of orgasm you can have
i just gave Julie the old rød grød med fløde

Rød grød med fløde

Dane: ''Say rød grød med fløde''
Foreigner: ''roed groad med floeade''
Rød grød med fløde by fatdane January 29, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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