v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

quumf by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

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Qwuffle

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

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Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

Qwumfing by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019

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qwumpy

A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.

Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.

qwumpy by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006

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qwum

Qwum: slang for ejaculating quickly

"Oops I just qwum"

qwum by Kingkwong4 February 17, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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