Qwumf

Ths is when you quief and cum at the same time during a sexual act.

Jason made that girl qwumf all over the place.

by Pepper twat July 7, 2010

qwumph

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

Qwuffle

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019

qwumpy

A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.

Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.

by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006

qwum

Qwum: slang for ejaculating quickly

"Oops I just qwum"

by Kingkwong4 February 17, 2017