qwum

Qwum: slang for ejaculating quickly

"Oops I just qwum"

by Kingkwong4 February 17, 2017

qwumph

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019

qwumpy

A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.

Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.

by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006

Qwumf

Ths is when you quief and cum at the same time during a sexual act.

Jason made that girl qwumf all over the place.

by Pepper twat July 7, 2010