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quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
by David Gustafson August 27, 2003
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oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf
by razor August 29, 2003
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The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.
Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.
by rasta badmon March 6, 2021
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snurffing, [quumf]

Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.
"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"
by sionyn April 22, 2006
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Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.
I feel quamfy with my buys.
by Overledger June 7, 2019
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quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)
i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa
by quamf rapist January 10, 2008
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Qwumfing

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.
by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019
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