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v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
by David Gustafson August 27, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.
Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.
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