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A method of making hash that involves isopropyl alcohol. It is considered very high in quality, and easy to do. qwiso is actually an acronym for Quick Wash ISO (For isopropyl)
J: Yo J, let's go smoke a fat bowl topped with some qwiso.

J: I'm down for that hommie, let's get fucking ripped.
qwiso by 420hobbes April 4, 2009
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Qwisp • Quisp • Qwip • qwimp • qwiss • qispy • qrisp • Quispamsis • quispanic • Quisper
Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.
"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."
qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006
Bad-ass cereal from Quaker Oats, Mainly popular with stoners.
"Dude, you what we need?"
"What?"
"Quisp!"
Quisp by Draco December 7, 2003

qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv 

synonym of death
timmy: qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv
1 second later: coffin dance
Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.
We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.
Quisper by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016
when a girl feels a qweef coming and instead of getting an air bisquit, she pisses everywhere, kind of like a shart, only instead of a butt and poo being involved, its a clit and some piss
aw shit! whats wrong mary? i just qwissed!
qwiss by brian moore December 31, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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