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Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.
Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?
Qwerk by Monster_Dog May 9, 2016
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You suck at twerking, you suck so bad it's not even twerking it's qwerking.
qwerk by CubinSluber March 15, 2016
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Qwerk-Worker 

Qwerk-Worker A awkward person who is befriended by someone of their gender to boost their status with the opposite gender. They typically play their role unwittingly and are often shamed and publicly-embarrassed.
Jason got a nice girlfriend, because he used Andrew as a Qwerk-Worker.
Qwerk-Worker by YCSD January 10, 2018

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl 

When your so stupendously bored and don't know what to do so you go on this crazy website and type in the keyboard letters 4 in a row and go in a specific pattern to find if there's a definition for and surprise surprise there is.
qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl
when qwerty decided to leave uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and become a loner.
Poor qwerty is a loner.
qwerty by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018
when you are bored in science class and decide to make a word on the urban dictionary
qwerty
qwerty by _BlueDog November 15, 2018

QWERTY Crust 

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.
QWERTY Crust by Navin1 July 3, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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