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qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy
"man that guy is such a qwumph"
qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014
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Qwaamper 

one who is a "chud ass jamoke", a tool, or just a straight GDI
Yo Meredith you are such a fucking Qwaamper I don't even know why I let you be around me.
Qwaamper by Quad Wamper September 3, 2009
I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me

Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017

Qwumfing 

The act of sniffing bike seats
Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.
Qwumfing by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019
A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.
Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.
qwumpy by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006
"Oops I just qwum"
qwum by Kingkwong4 February 17, 2017