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qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy
"man that guy is such a qwumph"
qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014
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Qwaamper 

one who is a "chud ass jamoke", a tool, or just a straight GDI
Yo Meredith you are such a fucking Qwaamper I don't even know why I let you be around me.
Qwaamper by Quad Wamper September 3, 2009
I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me

Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017

Qwumfing 

The act of sniffing bike seats
Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.
Qwumfing by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019
A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.
Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.
qwumpy by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006
"Oops I just qwum"
qwum by Kingkwong4 February 17, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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