Qwanker 

The sounds a duck makes when you wank it off

You should have heard that duck qwanker when I went down on the little cunt

Qwanker by Dedley85 May 11, 2022

Quanker 

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.

such a quanker

Quanker by quanker hater November 5, 2010

Quanker Sore 

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

Quanker Sore by Little Willis March 20, 2009

qwackers 

A duck deity

Yesterday I prayed to qwackers so wouldn't be attacked by the ducks

qwackers by sljfdf June 2, 2017

Quankers 

When somebody goes bonkers because of coronavirus quarantine

Mate he’s been in quarantine so long he’s gone quankers

Quankers by Therealtalker4545 April 2, 2020

qwanger 

A white silly funny weird(in a good way) girl

Boy: you're such a Qwanger 😘
Girl: Thank you? 🤣

qwanger by Little Weirdo January 23, 2018

Quanker 

A man (or woman) Who wanks over the Quaker oats man

eww Jacob is such a Quanker.

Quanker by chuffy ;) October 12, 2009