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Qwaft

1. a sentence answer that can be used to replace dull words such as, juant, thing, stuff and other ordinary nouns.

2. The next big and upcoming slang word.
Look over there at that qwaft backing out of the driveway, that qwaft has no clue what there doing.
by reaper522 June 29, 2010
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Qwatch

a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage
mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
by soft and simple June 28, 2011
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Qwatch

Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022
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qwantz

n. 1: intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. 2: having or displaying a qwantz nature. 3: large green tyrannosaurus rex who often gets himself into trouble due to his childlike innocence of the nature of our harsh world.
"The qwantz in qwantz is qwantz."
by VileTerror February 4, 2004
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qwafting

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.
While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.
by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012
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qwantz

sexy and exciting!
Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!
by NESMonster February 3, 2004
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Qwart

When a female queefs and farts at the same time.
Omg I think Ashley just qwarted
by Queeflord69 March 22, 2019
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