Qwart

When a female queefs and farts at the same time.

Omg I think Ashley just qwarted

by Queeflord69 March 22, 2019

qwart

Usually used in "black" slang, qwart (pronounced court) means to have sexual intercourse with or desire for sexual intercourse with a attractive woman.

See that mini skirt over there, I'm gonna qwart that shit tonight.

by Revickt May 23, 2009

Qwart

An unexpected fart that is sometimes mistaken for a qwief. This occurs when the unannounced fart shoots toward your pussy mimicing a qwief.

Sitting in a leather chair and you fart. Instead of the fart shooting directly out the back door it pulls a 180 and slides at high velocity between your pussy lips creating a rumble that can easily be mistaken as a qwief by the qwarter and anyone in hearing distance.

by Buzzme August 23, 2011

quarter cup

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

quarter of deuce

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

by picc285 September 9, 2019

Quartz, Parchment, Shears

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019