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Quafting 

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum
I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose
Quafting by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009
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Quafting 

The act of wafting in a smelly queef
Oh man that queef i just laid has a gnarly smell. Im quafting in it.
Quafting by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018
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Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.
"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

qwafting 

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.
While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.
qwafting by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012

quaffing 

Its like drinking, but you spill more.
With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!
quaffing by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

quaffing 

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...
quaffing by J*Dub December 28, 2005

quarting 

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.
I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night
quarting by CNO January 11, 2015
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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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