Qwat 

1. With the intent to confuse, it is a response given by a male to a female person. The female may have been discussing a subject matter that he has no interest in perusing, or that he had ignored completely from the start.

2. noun: A flatulence of seemingly important information offered in conversation usually by a female, but sometimes by gay males.

A combination of the verb "qwefe", "qweef", or "queef" and the posing of a question "What?"

1. Bob was watching the game with 10 seconds left to play. He heard his wife in the background, " Have you heard a word I said?" He responded with a confused look, "Qwat?"

2. noun: Her qwat of talking seemed like a buzz in the background during the party.

Qwat by NoIDforMe April 29, 2011

qwat 

A combonation of a verb and noun, Queef being the verb and twat being the noun. A queefing twat. Orgin, the fruit the cummy- qwat.

that bitch that dumped me was a qwat.

qwat by Quint April 28, 2004

Qwat 

Qwat means what but it's said like "Q-what"
It can be used to make someone confused, laugh, or make your English professor completely disappointed in you.

Person 1: "yo-"
Person 2: "qwat"
Person 1: *visible confusion*

Qwat by Buttered_pancakes April 28, 2020

Qwat 

The noise an annoying boy makes when confused by a statement or unusual situation.

In response to the hostage situation be was in, the boy said,"Qwat?"

Qwat by PenguinGrl April 6, 2017

Qwat 

Combination of the word 'qweef' and 'twat'

Oh, man! You're such a qwat!

Qwat by pixiejournals May 1, 2015

Qwatch 

a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage

mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday

Qwatch by soft and simple June 28, 2011

Qwatch 

Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.

"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."

Qwatch by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022