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quirly
What cowboys in the old west called a hand-rolled cigarette; they kept their papers and tobacco in a decorative leather pouch and called it their "works".
The old cowhand sat on a milking stool, pulled his works out of his boot, and rolled us both a quirly.
quirly by madame guillotine November 3, 2015
quarlamaya
quarlamaya by coolcoolcool24 January 27, 2021
quirly
What cowboys called a hand rolled cigarette, not a joint, and they didn't even have "blunts" back then!
Listen to the Marty Robbins song "Cowboy in the Continental Suit" where it says the cowboy pulled a "sack of Deuce" and "rolled himself a quirly". He's talking about tobacco, not pot!
quirly by Baja Dreamer August 28, 2012
quurr
qurl
qurl by UrMommmm!! November 16, 2010
Quuolph
Pronounced (kyew-olf)
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
Quuolph by HippyDippy_ January 4, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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