Pronounced (kyew-olf)
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
by HippyDippy_ January 4, 2021
Get the Quuolphmug.