4 definitions by HippyDippy_
1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
by HippyDippy_ May 2, 2020
Pronounced (kyew-olf)
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
by HippyDippy_ January 4, 2021
A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.
In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.
In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.
In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019
n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”
Texan tongue twister
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”
Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021