Quirple

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A quirple is a rude, insulting, and often rhetorical question meant to offend or embarrass someone.

When he asked me if I ever brush my teeth, I was so mad I almost murdered him with my carrot sticks.

Preach it, Lindsay! No one should get away with a rude quirple like that.

Quirple by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

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quirper

A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females.

Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females
Guy 2: Quirper!

quirper by Nasty May 13, 2004

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Quipple

The final curled end of a freshly dispensed soft serve ice cream, yogurt or other soft serve products. Refer to the Dairy Queen restaurant’s vanilla cone.

“Wow, that’s a perfect quipple on that ice cream cone!”

“The DQ Quipple”

Quipple by KyliePie June 22, 2019

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Qurple

Noun. A person wearing an obviously fake mustache.

Also used for the sake of making the word "purple" a rhyming word.

"Look at that Qurple over there - that mustache is so fake."

Qurple by Kalothria December 11, 2007

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quarplefag

Someone who's just a massive fail.

OMG Conner2112 is such a quarplefag.

quarplefag by Shneb March 12, 2010

Quimple

An unfortunate. One of those odd people who seem to have very important conversations with no one.

Look at that crazy quimple!!

Quimple by Deej37 October 30, 2007

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quirkle

An awkward situation.

Well, what a quirkle that was!

quirkle by dorito:) November 18, 2011

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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