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lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
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Ruckus Quiltail 

A married teacher who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.
This mail is inappropriate for a teacher t write. Such a Ruckus Quiltail.
Ruckus Quiltail by pars savcı November 20, 2021
A girl/woman with whom you can not score.

She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"

Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."

Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Quilter by Nad Retard August 27, 2009

Guilt Quilt 

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.
Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!
Guilt Quilt by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010

QUILTBAG 

An acronym to be used instead of LGBTQQ2IA*

Q - Queer and Questioning
U - Unidentified
I - Intersex
L - Lesbian
T - Transgender, Transexual
B - Bisexual
A - Asexual
G - Gay, Genderqueer
"Hey, are you one of the QUILTBAG folk, too?"

"The lesbian community is just one of the many different pockets in the QUILTBAG!"
QUILTBAG by Vox-FRN January 24, 2011

QUILTBAG 

Q = Queer/Questioning
U = Undecided
I = Intersex
L = Lesbian
T = Trans
B = Bisexual
A = Asexual
G = Gay/Genderqueer
According to @feministbieber: I think “lesbians who look like justin bieber” would be more inclusive if it were called “QUILTBAG folks who identify as bieber-positive.”
QUILTBAG by notdumb March 4, 2011