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To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.
Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.
Quilted by pseudocris March 2, 2015
Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.
Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.
Quilted by RattleTrap April 29, 2019

Quilted pussy 

I have a quilted pussy
Quilted pussy by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Getting quilted 

When someone Drink or ingests alot of nyquil so that he/she may hallucinate and or trip getting some kind or euphoria for fighting off sleep depravation.
someone talking to there friend saying Im getting quilted tonight bro. meaning hes gonna get high off nyquil
Getting quilted by ajtman28 March 17, 2011

the quilted gangbang

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

Quilled Out 

1. Worked sucked today, my boss got me all quilled out about the project deadline.
2. I talked to steve today and he is all quilled out because his girlfriend wrecked his car.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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