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Quibblet
Quibblet by Roy_Grace14 September 6, 2024
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quibblet • quibble • Quibblation • quibble bibbler • Quibblebum • Quibbledick • Quibbledorf • Quibblefizz • quibblefree • Quibblequack
The Quibbler
Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!
Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?
-laughter from all but Rutherford-
Rutherford: -cries-
Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?
-laughter from all but Rutherford-
Rutherford: -cries-
The Quibbler by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009
Quibbledorf
The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf
Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf
Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf
Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."
Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf
Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf
Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."
Quibbledorf by the_ec_and_madtown April 20, 2009
The Quibbler Crew
A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa
The Quibbler Crew by impeppapig June 14, 2016
Quibbledick
1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.
It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Quibbledick by Freeway Ricky Ro$$ May 16, 2010
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