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queyon
Quyon
Quyon is a small town in Western Quebec know for excellent strip bars and world class ice climbing. Named after the French word "Couillon", meaning "little testicle".
queynte
The fires brenne upon the auter cleere,
Whil Emelye was thus in hir preyere;
But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,
And quyked agayn, and after that anon
That oother fyr was queynt and al agon;
And as it queynte, it made a whistelynge
As doon thise wete brondes in hir brennynge;
And at the brondes ende out ran anon
As it were blody dropes many oon;
For which so soore agast was Emelye
That she was wel ny mad, and gan to crye;
For she ne wiste what it signyfied.
Whil Emelye was thus in hir preyere;
But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,
And quyked agayn, and after that anon
That oother fyr was queynt and al agon;
And as it queynte, it made a whistelynge
As doon thise wete brondes in hir brennynge;
And at the brondes ende out ran anon
As it were blody dropes many oon;
For which so soore agast was Emelye
That she was wel ny mad, and gan to crye;
For she ne wiste what it signyfied.
Quezonaught
A homosexual, of such a degree that his/her gayness extends the bounds of the earths atmosphere; In some cases this could be used as a complimentry phrase rather than a derogatory insult
1)G, you fucking quezonaught...you are sooo queer
2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!
2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!
Quezonaught by PJ January 9, 2005
Quemona
A woman who cheats on her husband; often frequently and with great pleasure; not only because of the carnal satisfaction involved, but by the act of being unfaithful period.
Y esto dijo mi abuelito antes de morirse; ja!:
La mujer que es quemona siempre andará al garete
Cuando ella lo quiere dar
Hace que el fino sea un machete
Y esa no encoge cama, ni petate ni enteja
Cuando es de a quemar se trata
Se lo da a cualquiera
Sea en el monte, sea en el agua
Ella lo da por donde quiera
La mujer que es quemona siempre andará al garete
Cuando ella lo quiere dar
Hace que el fino sea un machete
Y esa no encoge cama, ni petate ni enteja
Cuando es de a quemar se trata
Se lo da a cualquiera
Sea en el monte, sea en el agua
Ella lo da por donde quiera
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