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The act of queefing inside of your partner's left ear, leaving an unforgiving stench resembling that of an expired pretzel from Arby's.
β€œSo Jenny and I broke up.”

What? Why?

β€œShe tried giving me a quetzel so I bitch slapped tf outta her.” -Sma
by Tory Fellatio October 30, 2015
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