Queero Eye

After playing Guitar Hero, one usually suffers from "Queero Eye." Onlookers are often affected as well. However, no one will ever say they are experiencing any such effect. Also, lifeless players of guitar hero will not be the victim of any such insult to themselves, or their game, as Queers.

Cause: Watching the on screen animation of the colored notes traveling down the fretboard.

Effect: When one looks away, for a short period of time, everything you look at has the appearance of becoming distorted. As you continue to look around, things become less and less distorted until the effects cease. Then you play/watch another song, and the process repeats.

Thinking to themselves:

Queero: Damn, everything looks screwed up after I play a song!

Onlookers: Damn, every time I watch that queer play this game I get a mad case of Queero Eye!

by Rains March 10, 2008

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.

Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

by de-pube February 10, 2021

queer eye

the instinctive eye that gays have for cosmopolitan life (stereotype)

George used his queer eye to pick out clothes tonight to wear to the gay bar.

by cp October 4, 2003

queer eye

Based upon a show on BravoTv cable "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", in which the fab five-An interior designer, a fashion stylist, a chef, a beauty guru and a "concierge of cool" — who is responsible for all things hip, including music and pop culture (and all very, very, gay) - take a heterosexual guy and do a total lifestyle makeover so that he will be hip and urbane. (Note: None of the Fab 5 are Bears or Leathermen - which might help in the workplace.)

Batman, staring George Clooney was a Queer eye for the Bat Guy movie when Batman wore the Bat suit with nipples on it.

by Klaatu June 28, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006