After playing Guitar
Hero, one usually suffers from "Queero Eye." Onlookers are often affected as well. However, no one
will ever say they are experiencing any such effect. Also, lifeless players of guitar
hero will not be the victim of any such insult to themselves, or their
game, as Queers.
Cause: Watching the on screen animation of the colored notes traveling down the fretboard.
Effect: When one looks away, for a short
period of time, everything you look at has the appearance of becoming distorted. As you continue to look around, things become less and less distorted until the effects cease. Then you play/watch another song, and the process repeats.
Thinking to themselves:
Queero:
Damn, everything looks screwed up after I play a song!
Onlookers:
Damn, every time I watch that queer play this
game I get a mad case of Queero Eye!