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Someone who is about 6 foot. Is a sherman(fire crotch). Is obnoxiously loud! And also has smelly feet and smelly ears. Usually a Douglas.
Doug: "aaaAAAAHHHHHHHHUIWDIUBFBEBVSBUBOCI!"

CJ: "Dude! You are such a queermi!"
Queermi by killiCAM6 April 4, 2011
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Queerwig 

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Queerwig by tsukisan April 29, 2013

Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

queeritual 

someone who identifies as queer, who also happens to be a spiritual person.
"yeah, we meditate together on wednesday evenings....you know--to get down with our queeritual side."
queeritual by earthcrunch December 6, 2011

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018
Last night we went to a gay club on accident, that place ws filled with swarms of QUEERMOS
Queermo by Senior fucked ur mom September 19, 2003

queerying 

The process of investigating the sexual orientation of a friend/colleague who seems to be gay.
Peter:Have you noticed that John is really into George Michael?
Jack:I don't know why you're queerying him,he came out months ago.
queerying by Jamie92 August 5, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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