4 definitions by tsukisan
An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.
An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."
1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."
1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
by tsukisan April 29, 2013
The act of doing work when not on the clock; the act of working to cover up the failings of other team members; the act of working when supposed to be doing the exact opposite.
by tsukisan October 12, 2015
A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.
John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!
by tsukisan April 28, 2013
by tsukisan December 18, 2012