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Queerwig

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
by tsukisan April 29, 2013
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queerwig

synonym: gay, stupid, idiot, fucktard, wang-tard, wing-wang, wangalang, John Kerry etc.
Wraith you queerwig you scratched my anchor!
by matt August 30, 2004
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Queerdigan

An extremely gay-looking cardigan; a cardigan that looks like it is meant to be worn by a woman, but on a man; a cardigan that only eastern european men could pull off
When I saw my friend Reed today, with his sweater awkwardly all the way buttoned up, I could only exclaim, "Reed, what's up with the queerdigan?"
by bigbooty566 April 24, 2011
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Queerigga

derogatory term for a person who is both queer and black.
"Have you seen cwarvings hes such a queerigga."
by rentacop30349 June 28, 2024
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Queerlighting

Gaslighting your friends/others that they are gay or are part of the LGBTQ+ community
No I'm not queerlighting you, your crazy and gay
by The_8bit_Croc March 4, 2024
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