A religion who's
soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship
Debra, the giant lesbian in the sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden
one constructed by Dionysius)
They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as
long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed
bible (their holy book is called The Saga )
It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic , safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .