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Queen's Stallion 

A Queen's Stallion (alternatively Dorse) is a specific fetish creature regularly found in lower-rating hentai artwork. Generally the result of a transformation, a Queen's Stallion bears the shape of a horse, with various features of a human/humanoid. It has a large penis and large breasts, as well as four hooves. Its features tend to be greatly exaggerated, generally involving giant glossy lips and a large horse-like tail.
"Do NOT look up Queen's Stallion. Worse mistake of my life!" -Peter Griffin
Queen's Stallion by TrueGrace March 6, 2022

Queen's Diversion 

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.
"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

Queen's heads 

GBP currency: The queen's head is printed on one side of every coin and note of British sterling currency.
"My eyes on the prize seen,
Not the pot of gold,
At the end of the rainbow I want the bumbaclaat doe.
So I can go up town, and spend,
Dem queen's heads in the West End..."

Dettwork South-East by Blak Twang
Queen's heads by Antony Johnston December 25, 2005

Queen's Gambit 

Some definitions here are inaccurate. So there are two meanings:

1. An opening in chess where the person playing white sacrifices the pawn in front of their queen (their queen's pawn) to gain a positional advantage. It does NOT mean sacrificing their queen. Here is the opening in chess notation:

1. d4 d5

2. c4

When this sequence of moves has been played, you have a queen's gambit.

2. A Netflix Miniseries. (It's actually '*The* Queen's Gambit') It's about how orphan Elizabeth Harmon in 1960's America struggles with her drug and alcohol addiction and how she becomes a chess prodigy in a male dominated game. The show discusses feminism, racism and male chauvinism - but NOT in an in-your-face way. It's subtle, and isn't the core of the story. Main character actress Anya Taylor-Joy says it's about 'loneliness and the price of becoming a genius'. Not just for chess geeks. Loads of people started to play chess because of it. Great cinematography, amazing 60's vibe - and tons of nostalgic 60's music. Memorable soundtrack too. You'll feel a lot for Beth after watching. <3
Person 1: Yo, yo, have you watched The Queen's Gambit?!
Person 2: Of course, who hasn't? It reminded me why I love chess so much.
Person 1: Cool. I've just started playing chess, and I'm always going to play the queen's gambit opening. Could you share some chess tips later?
Person 2: Yes, I'd be glad to!

Queen's Threesome 

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 woman and 2 men. The men involved may be hetero or bisexual and may or may not interact sexually with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the woman. This should absolutely NEVER be confused or considered synonymous with a "train" or a "gang bang." A queen's threesome includes precisely 3 consenting adults who are all present and involved throughout the encounter.

Note: A queen's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform the traditional "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended, encouraged and considered by some to be mandatory to consummate the experience as official, successful and (especially among hetero men who might have some degree of homophobia) "non-gay".

See: Peter, Paul and Mary, MFM,MMF, group sex, King's threesome} See also: train, gang bang, orgy Alternate spellings: [Queen's 3some, Queen's 3-some
Josh: Hey, Karl. Wait 'til you meet this cutie I've been seeing. She's hot AF, super chill and I think she might be a little bit freaky.

Karl: A little freaky, huh? You think she might be game for a queen's threesome?

A Queen's Hour 

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.
A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"
A Queen's Hour by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018
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