9 definitions by FinelyThreaded
A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
adjective phrase
1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
noun phrase
1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
Karen: Based on the geographical references in the lyrics, like "Blue Ridge Mountains" and "Shenandoah River", many have argued that John Denver shortened “western Virginia” to “west Virginia” (lowercase ‘w’) because the extra syllable would have disrupted the cadence. Plus, the actual road that inspired the song initially is Clopper Road in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
by FinelyThreaded March 10, 2023
Amy: Hey, Karen. Did you leave your jacket at church last week?
Karen: I did. Any chance you found it?
Amy: I didn't find it but I saw that Cooper fella hang it in the entrance area after I knew you had already left.
Karen: Cooper? Isn't he that 'mo who drives the purple Subaru Legacy?
Amy: I know. Right? Isn't he the wrong kind of queer for that? Maybe his wife is a 'mo too! LOL!
Karen: Let's be sure to pray for them both.
Karen: I did. Any chance you found it?
Amy: I didn't find it but I saw that Cooper fella hang it in the entrance area after I knew you had already left.
Karen: Cooper? Isn't he that 'mo who drives the purple Subaru Legacy?
Amy: I know. Right? Isn't he the wrong kind of queer for that? Maybe his wife is a 'mo too! LOL!
Karen: Let's be sure to pray for them both.
by FinelyThreaded February 8, 2023
A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 woman and 2 men. The men involved may be hetero or bisexual and may or may not interact sexually with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the woman. This should absolutely NEVER be confused or considered synonymous with a "train" or a "gang bang." A queen's threesome includes precisely 3 consenting adults who are all present and involved throughout the encounter.
Note: A queen's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform the traditional "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended, encouraged and considered by some to be mandatory to consummate the experience as official, successful and (especially among hetero men who might have some degree of homophobia) "non-gay".
See: Peter, Paul and Mary, MFM,MMF, group sex, King's threesome}
See also: train, gang bang, orgy
Alternate spellings: Queen's 3some, Queen's 3-some
Note: A queen's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform the traditional "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended, encouraged and considered by some to be mandatory to consummate the experience as official, successful and (especially among hetero men who might have some degree of homophobia) "non-gay".
See: Peter, Paul and Mary, MFM,MMF, group sex, King's threesome}
See also: train, gang bang, orgy
Alternate spellings: Queen's 3some, Queen's 3-some
Josh: Hey, Karl. Wait 'til you meet this cutie I've been seeing. She's hot AF, super chill and I think she might be a little bit freaky.
Karl: A little freaky, huh? You think she might be game for a queen's threesome?
Karl: A little freaky, huh? You think she might be game for a queen's threesome?
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
1. A small stack of 4 or 5 Post-it® notes placed under a cold drink to prevent condensation rings from forming on a surface.
2. A folded paper towel, piece of paper or any other object that is not a coaster used as a makeshift drink coaster.
2. A folded paper towel, piece of paper or any other object that is not a coaster used as a makeshift drink coaster.
I'm a broke ass college student. I don't have any real coasters. Hand me those Post-it® notes. I'll make you a West Virginia coaster real quick.
by FinelyThreaded January 5, 2012