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Quasihodo 

A broke back bitch. A whorish female, with a jacked back.
That be one quasihodo lookin bitch.
Quasihodo by Jack tuttleburn January 5, 2017
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quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.
weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual
quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasisolo 

The act of using your inner elbow to masturbate. Whilst doing so you will resemble Quasimodo.
I spent all weekend quasisoloing and ruined three shirts.
Quasisolo by Malevolent Q February 10, 2014

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.
Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.

Quasimoto 

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.
That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

The Quasimodo 

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

quasimoto 

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.
Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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