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Quarthex 

The shape of the universe.

Originally discovered in the 7-17-07 SMBC webcomic.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=854
What is the shape of the universe? Quarthex.
Quarthex by Atalaya October 20, 2008
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when a girl farts and queefs at the same time
Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted
quarted by cliwwa April 26, 2009

Quartedy 

When for kids fuck each other with teddy bears.
It usually happens at slumber parties.
Some variations included putting ketchup in the anus.
Quartedy by rocket man fan joe August 26, 2013

quarched 

when you’re thirsty, you’re parched. then, you go drink something and quench your thirst. but, if you drink something and halfway quench your thirst, you are quarched.
thanks for that water, but i’m quarched, so i need more.
quarched by Quarched Queen May 12, 2018
When you cough and fart at the time
Leah: “what did i just say”
Olivia: *coughs and farts at the same time*

OMG I JUST COUGHED AND FARTED AT THE SAME TIME

*olivia and leah start cackling wheezing crying throwing up ripping their hair out”
Leah: u just QUARTED
Quarted by Oliviakim9090 August 20, 2022
Queefing and Sharting at the same time. Your asshole and Vagina making noise in unison!
Did you hear that majestic sound? I quarted
Quarted by Veggielfe October 7, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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