quarched 

when you’re thirsty, you’re parched. then, you go drink something and quench your thirst. but, if you drink something and halfway quench your thirst, you are quarched.

thanks for that water, but i’m quarched, so i need more.

quarched by Quarched Queen May 12, 2018

querched

When you try to write quirked into google docs and It had a seizure about it.

Dude, I was trying to write smut and google docs querched, hard.

querched by Duckosaurus August 1, 2020

quaiched 

sore as fuck

After doing those weighted dips, my arms are quaiched.

She sucked me so long, my dick is quaiched.

quaiched by rice September 9, 2003

quatched 

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

quatched by amslidale May 31, 2009

Quarthed

Is everything and anything

Can I get a quarthed sized burger

Quarthed by QuarthyPerson October 9, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020