quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time

Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted

by cliwwa April 26, 2009

quart

Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.

we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.

by Evan D.A. September 01, 2008

Quart

A powerful expulsion of air from the anus and vaginal canals in unison

"Omg becky I just did the best quart"

by Major Dickie Head August 04, 2018

Quart

Quarter Ounce of Marijuana (consumer amount roughly 7-7.5 grams)

Motherfucking dealer ripped me off, I wanted a quart but only got a 50!

by JosephOfNewLeinster January 14, 2009

quart

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.

Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.

by fauxbourdon December 04, 2005

Quart

pronounced QUA- ART. i small queef fallowed by a large vaginal discharge up to a quart

i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.

by lord choddington January 09, 2011

quarting

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.

I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night

by CNO January 11, 2015