Quartedy

When for kids fuck each other with teddy bears.
It usually happens at slumber parties.
Some variations included putting ketchup in the anus.

slumber party
sex
ass
Quartedy

by rocket man fan joe August 26, 2013

quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time

Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted

by cliwwa April 26, 2009

Quartey

When you ride a pole down the stairs and you fall on you head.

Haha! he just pulled a Quartey

by lydbyd November 6, 2011

Quarted

When you cough and fart at the time

Leah: “what did i just say”
Olivia: *coughs and farts at the same time*

OMG I JUST COUGHED AND FARTED AT THE SAME TIME

*olivia and leah start cackling wheezing crying throwing up ripping their hair out”
Leah: u just QUARTED

by Oliviakim9090 August 20, 2022

Quarted

Queefing and Sharting at the same time. Your asshole and Vagina making noise in unison!

Did you hear that majestic sound? I quarted

by Veggielfe October 7, 2022