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Quaranthings 

These are the things that occurred during the quarantine period. It is due to the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I really hate these quaranthings, people are just straight up bored.

I love this quaranthings.
Quaranthings by meowstyca018 April 17, 2020

Quaranthirsty 

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.
Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“
Quaranthirsty by Dmart711 August 5, 2020

Quarantinkering 

While you're stuck in quarantine and you have one or more projects that you were working on that even after you've finished you can't stop tinkering with because you're bored from the quarantine
Finished working on the engine but I'm so bored I cant stop quarantinkering.
Quarantinkering by Magwaaf May 8, 2020

quaranticipation 

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.
The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.
quaranticipation by J. Sterling February 11, 2021

Quaranthing 

By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.
OMG, I need to get my hair cut! When is this Quaranthing gonna be OVER?!
Quaranthing by mysticklemom April 28, 2020

Quaranticka

Baby girl name or nickname of child conceived during quarantine 2020 2021
My daughter’s name is Quaranticka I wonder what her quaranteens will be like
Quaranticka by JK Desire January 13, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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