Quarantine has madeus all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.
Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”
Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...
While you're stuck in quarantine and you have one or more projects that you were working on that even after you've finished you can't stop tinkering with because you're bored from the quarantine
Finished working on the engine but I'm so bored I cantstop quarantinkering.
By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.
OMG, I need to get my hair cut! When is this Quaranthing gonna be OVER?!